I couldn’t resist. It's worth noting that suet pastry always needs more water than other types, so if it is still a bit dry just go on adding a few drops at a time. I’m afraid we’re unable to advise you what action our suppliers are going to take regarding the steak and kidney puddings as this will be looked in to internally. Stir all the ingredients together, so that they’re all coated in the flour. I love gluten. Or lung perhaps. Alternatively, you can take the packaging or receipt into your local store where our staff will forward it to us. Not just one, but two of the little darlings nestling in every box. Tyres and balloons deflate. Learn how your comment data is processed. Enter your email address to subscribe to DCR and receive notifications of new posts by email. Light beige just doesn’t cut it. Tuck the foil in firmly around the rim. What you need … Nothing better than a laughter trickle I say. The food she eats is gluten free. May 11, 2014 - Steak and Kidney Pudding: A classic British recipe for a meal of steak and kidney steamed in a pressure cooker It might have received a higher mark if you had actually bothered to read my email first. As the cat is quite a lot smaller than me, it didn’t seem fair that she got more meat that I did. Yes air because, for the most part, that is all the pudding contained. Next chop the steak and kidney into fairly small cubes (reserving the trimmings for the gravy), toss them in the seasoned flour, then add them to the pastry-lined basin with the slices of onion. The ladies of my life were otherwise engaged and I was wandering around the M&S Leeds store fantasising about a seriously oversized steak pie with flaky pastry crust when my eyes fell upon a pack of your M&S ‘Steak and Kidney Puddings’. I added a box of ‘Gastropub Thick Cut Chips’ and a token bag of fresh green vegetables (because I can’t shrug off my conditioning completely) and on the way home I picked up a couple of bottles of real ale to wash it all down. Stuff that is neither liquid nor solid and therefore doesn’t need much chewing and has the same nutritional value as nothing at all. Actually, to be more accurate, my wife is gluten intolerant. I should have used a dictaphone and a camera like they do on in ‘Silent Witness’. Suet is used in traditional boiled, steamed or baked savoury and sweet puddings, such as steak and kidney pudding, spotted dick and jam roly-poly. Drain the lentils from the water. To make the filling, mix the flour, salt, pepper and thyme together in a bowl, add the steak and kidneys and stir well until the meat is evenly coated with the flour mixture, then mix in the onion. Gas. Just found a horrible beast looking creature in my m and s Italian salad. I could leave half a pudding and a chip or two. Do you sit on your Butt or collect rainwater in it? Stir the stout into the remaining flour left in the bowl, then pour into the pan of meat with the stock, … When the oil is hot, fry the coated beef in batches until it is browned on all sides. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Thanks Paul. Then I cut into one of my M&S Steak and Kidney Puddings. Then I cut into one of my M&S Steak and Kidney Puddings. Without specific information, we’re unable to feed this back to them. Then place it in a steamer over boiling water. Place the steak and kidney into a large bowl. Warm the butter and oil in a casserole and brown the meat (including the kidney) in batches, removing each to a dish. In a small pan, reheat the 100ml of the reserved stock and add the lentils, stirring to combine. I almost gave you an extra mark for using the word “sorry” once in your email but alas, it had all the sincerity of Hannibal Lechter saying he was becoming a vegetarian so you missed out there too. I also hear that Steve is a cigar smoker so I think we would get along really well. It made my day and I truly Sadly, it didn’t occur to me to note batch numbers before the packaging disappeared into the recycling but I’m sure you can work this out from the date and location of purchase in any event. After being encouraged in domestic science classes at school, she studied catering and institutional management at college. There was NO steak in either pudding. Add the onion to the frying pan, with a little more oil if necessary, and fry for 3 … Not only could I rectify my gluten deficiency at a stroke, but I could also rekindle childhood memories of my mother’s home made steamed suet puddings. Thank you for your anonymous reply to my email on the subject of Marks and Spencers Steak and Kidney Puddings. Not sure if it’s worth complaining. Treacle pudding with nutmeg, lemon and lime ... Steak and kidney pudding. It would be refreshing if you were to admit to, and apologise for, selling a thoroughly disgusting, cheap and nasty product and undertake to replace it with something that deserves to carry an M&S label. PS I came accross this page seaching for the perfect Personally, I like my beef gravy to be an encouraging dark brown colour. Cakes and baking. We have rigorous control agreements with all our food suppliers to ensure that our food quality is maintained to the highest possible standard. Steam for five hours, topping up the boiling water halfway through. You know when I bought them and from which store so you have all the information you need to DO SOMETHING. I know that this had all started because I wanted gluten but I was actually expecting to get some serious animal protein to go with it. Add some freshly ground black pepper, then add the suet and mix it into the flour using the blade of a knife. Just to say that was first class, an absolute The contents looked alarmingly like the little sachet of ‘Whiskas Oh So Meaty with Gravy’ cat food I had opened for my small, hairy friend only a few minutes before – except there was much more meat in the Whiskas sachet and the cat food was broadly the right colour. However, most disappointing of all however is the fact that you gave me the impression that you are going to do nothing whatsoever about your disgusting steak and kidney puddings. Then strain the stock, and in the same pan, fry the remaining onion, chopped small, in the beef dripping until soft and blackened at the edges. I therefore live a life of severe nutritional deprivation. 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