About this same time, she had just gotten some fun color (but hideous) yellow fingernail polish. We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Health / Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor (56695 Views) Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments / Why You Shouldn’t Wait Till You’re Sick To See The Doctor / The Doctor Killed By Lassa Fever In Abia Pictured Due to this being a pretty big deal to myself as well as my parents, my father, step mother, and mother attended my next doctor's appointment. Hilarious video shows moment hapless man tries to impress girlfriend by hitting the treadmill at the gym - only to take embarrassing tumble off the machine. The process was done by moving that substance part on my naked body. Nearly everyone has had at least one embarrassing moment on front of a doctor at some point of their life. The delivery resulted in placenta abruptio (placenta tearing before the child is born) so the doctor had to use forceps to get my son out, which resulted in several lacerations in the birth canal. This may sound odd, but I actually wasn't even having 'outercourse' at this time, mainly due to being raised Catholic, & also due to being a painfully shy loner, and introvert. She won the argument (as she usually does), the doctor's appointment ensued, and here was dad in the office when the doctor walks in. Somewhat embarrassing I guess.” 3. ", "My first time at the gyno when I was 15, I attempted to put the gown on. I couldn't figure out what it was... so I asked. I had to take off my top and bra so the male doctor could have a look. Read on to discover some of Rudy Giuliani's most embarrassing moments. "A few years back I decided that I should get a vasectomy. But for some reason, this one and only time ever, the doctor needed to give me a deep tissue massage at the upper part of my hamstrings that apparently were not as easily accessible beneath my jeans. The nurse didn't understand and asked what the tech meant. So I happily disrobed and was standing there with my 'stuff' hanging out, when he realized I was not another patient who had had a boob job. We walked a mile and a half, and … I told her I didn't like the color, it looked like jaundice. I was admitted in hospital for kidney stone at my 19 teen, laparoscopy operation was gone well and they inserted a stent. Despite everyone's effort, my cousin just couldn't get up. Once the fetus was expelled, they were told to collect it and send it down to the lab. I was already doped up on morphine when they put me in the scanner. Pt was a young male. Most embarrassing moments in sports field / embarrassing sporting moments that were caught on camera/most embarrassing moments in sports history/Check Out These Most Embarrassing Sports Moments Caught on Camera. '", "After six hours without a break into my wife's labor, I really needed to pee. I'm in an agreeable mood and said sure. He looked at me and said, 'Those are for the kids!' California residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data. ... One evening there was a huge function at the hospital where the guests included dignitaries such as federal and state politicians, hospital administrators, senior university management and senior consultants. Now, the Doctor was a very busy man! When I was a kid (like 8 or 9), I had to get a routine physical to participate in sports at school. There's a whole lot of looking at your body, touching it and tapping it, sometimes with clothes needing to be removed. "I was 22 when I had my first child. As I swung my legs up so I could lay flat, I caught the doctor in the nuts with my foot. I was walking a liver patient in the hall…very confused man. I had scolded the authorities for not indicating that the bench was freshly painted. The last one was the worst. Stent is a soft tube. "It is very common for me, as a triathlete, to have regular visits to an applied kinesiologist during the high season of the training year. One of the symptoms was really bad night sweats. Not long after returning home the symptoms started. Trying to keep a straight face I replied with irritation, 'I'm the child of hippies, and my legs aren't shaven. "I was doing a post-op checkup. As I was stark naked, huddled in the corner washing myself with paper towels and soap, a middle-aged man whom I recognized from the waiting room walked in with my surgeon who was showing him to the bathroom. It was was very close to my due date so I decided that I would do all that I could to try to speed up the process. He took one look at her and said: 'Would you remove your knickers, please?' 15 Patients’ Most Embarrassing Moments in the Doctor’s Office #1. “She said it’s common…”. ", "My husband went to the doctor for his knee, which was achy and clicking. It was kind of funny though because the three of them were just chatting away as if this was completely normal and like a girl wasn't going to the bathroom two feet away. Turns out I was supposed to take them off at least 30 minutes before testing my eyes, oops. I tried to laugh it off by saying that it must happen all the time. Traveling by flight is another thing (other than exploring the world) everyone loves. Doc: And lastly, I'm assuming you're the grand mother? Especially when something goes wrong. The beach is full of weird ladies who had made the worst decision in choosing their bikinis. I was hospitalized in 2005 for Jaundice (Hepatitis). I made the swing, but felt a sharp pain in my left wrist. Glade Air Freshener can where it’s most needed “Wife working trauma, level 1 hospital. I had just dropped my drawers when my wife let out a bloodcurdling scream. The patient who broke the waiting room silence with porn: This guy who really didn't need to touch his doctor's knee: This woman who just couldn’t hold it in: The guy who got his crack shaved in front of everyone: The patient who was caught on camera pooping in a $200,000 machine: This patient who was found naked and huddled like Gollum: This guy whose bodily fluids cost his doctor a new MacBook: This very loopy patient who suggested anal: This patient who got her doctor right in the nuts: The girl who showed her doctor the wrong pair: This guy who ran into a nurse with his penis out: The woman who got caught stealing all the kids' Band-Aids: The girl who made Valentine's Day even worse: This girl who spent her first gyno visit on the floor: This person who just made things really fucking weird: This woman who cracked way more than her back: This patient who wore their gown in a very ~unique~ fashion: This girl who took matters into her own hands: This patient who got hot for a middle-aged nurse: This patient who ruined some white sheets: The girl who showed off her thong to a friend’s dad: The patient who tried to spit game at her doctor and spit blood instead: This guy who got way too excited during his first STD exam in college: ...And then dickslapped his dermatologist: Want to be the first to see product recommendations, style hacks, and beauty trends? No one enjoys going to the doctors because we're all afraid of bad news. He could tell by the awkward grin on my face that something must be wrong. Really LOUD PORN. So [my] husband slowly reaches out and puts his hand on the doctor's knee. It happened to my oldest sister Anne. I broke out into a sweat and I started to blackout. By reflex, I whirled around and ran out the door, clutching at my pants, still around my knees. Doctor raised his head from charts (looking somewhat like above) and said, 'Make sure you do tomorrow and tell me' Meanwhile everyone else, the students, nurses and my brother" (Source). I ended up fainting out of the chair onto the floor, basically naked, and woke up to the doctor yelling down the hallway to the nurses for help. Being in the hospital sucks, but in between those sick, painful days you can also have a good laugh. The doctor began to push the apparatus to my body so I would stop laughing. They were giving me lots of morphine so it didn't bother me as much at the time due to the effects of the drug but I definitely cringe every time I think back to that. Choosing a nice bikini is not an easy choice! I tried to take the cotton out of my mouth, bled everywhere, then started crying because the blood made such a mess. Anne and her fellow students were the laughing stock of the school and the hospital for weeks afterward. I was admitted to the pediatric ward (I was 19) and I was pretty much the only patient so all the nurses would constantly come into my room. Why do you have to be so good looking? We all love and admire Jennifer Lawrence for her acting, humor and values. He had a VERY thick accent, and after taking a quick look at me he said, 'Take off your blouses!' Students General Students. ", "I was really nervous to go to the gynecologist for the first time. "Oh man, I totally remember this! Although, it was months later, I was mortified! "I had been going to a local doctor's office for some time to receive various types of tests to put a diagnosis to the symptoms I was having at the time. The diagnosis couldn't be conducted because the man was laughing hysterically --- the substance was ticklish! The apparatus which the doctor used was coined with a very smooth liquid substance. To follow with others and their genital stories, and describe my most RECENT embarrassing story, I recently was doing a skin check on a new patient. This isn't my dad, but you get the idea if you look at the back of his guy's head behind his ears. Lavellegol. When I was 15, I went to my pediatrician for a check up. I booked an appointment with the kids hospital(as I was young enough to go there) to get the stitches. On this day I would go to school since my college courses were about five minutes away, go to the grocery store, and walk around the mall for a little bit. "I couldn't resist laughter, being diagnosed with an ultrasound machine. _It's pretty easy to feel self-conscious while receiving a check-up from a doctor. One time I tried to break the ice a bit by saying, 'I feel bad, all this action and I haven't even asked you out…' She didn't laugh. It led to a very awkward post-procedure checkup. Stiff upper lip. Well, twelve year old me had the wonderful idea to try and swing across them as if I was Spiderman on a set of monkey bars. It was just one nurse at first and she assured me many times that I had nothing to be embarrassed about as I sat there on the toilet. Now, I said to my 19-year old self, I can relax, and feel 'normal' again" (Source). So against my better judgement I didn't use the restroom. 0 comments. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! "Back in one seventh grade PE class, we were about to play some football (soccer, for you Americans). "Not a doctor but an optician. Mom: Yes. I was prepped, filled out and signed all the paperwork in my little hospital gown. Thank god i never saw their face but..." (Source). I was mortified. She answered by saying it was hard to tell because her periods were so EROTIC. As much hype and attention as we give it, sex is just another normal function of the human body — which can only mean it has the potential to get pretty darn embarrassing. Many years ago I had a suction lipectomy done on my neck to remove excess fat. I didn't lock the bathroom door because I *thought* I was the only one in the pre-op room. She said, 'I know, because it looks like I have gonorrhea!' ", "I was asked to put on a gown so the doctor could check my spinal symmetry. Because I was on a drip I couldn't change my gown without assistance from the night nurse (who was a raging b--ch). (Even though the sign clearly states "pull" right in front … I would wake up I'm the middle of the night totally saturated, including the bed. Also fortunately, I did not recognize any of the nursing students as friends of my daughter" (Source). Cue awkward silence for a few seconds until the doc said, 'Please don't touch my knee,' and my husband left the room in mortified silence! ", "I woke up from anesthesia after my first colonoscopy and was talking to my friend (apparently very loudly). Chloe Ferry has revealed that she got a new tattoo while on a drunk night out in Dubai — and she's not happy with it. For the first few days, the nurses gave me sponge baths on my bed, but day 3 after surgery, they had me go to the bathroom and try to wash myself standing up with a washcloth. Good luck in your studies'. Anne and her colleagues placed a bed pan under her, gave her some privacy, and the woman passed the remains. "I had an intestine operation done sometime back. ", "I was feeling unwell, and the doctor put the flat wooden stick on my tongue to check my throat. I was mortified. 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